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Manufacturing Firm Announces C’tuck Location

By The Independent ⋅ April 1, 2010 ⋅ 2 comments

20 jobs estimated. Company provides personal protection
By Tar Marlign
The Currituck County Economic Development Department announced today, that Currituck County has been selected as the location for a new manufacturing company, estimated to produce 20 new jobs locally.
The Currituck Condom Company is expected to break ground sometime later this year for their new high-tech manufacturing plant [...]

Two Currituck Commissioners nominated for Award

By The Independent ⋅ April 1, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Nelms and Gregory neck and neck for Braying Ass Award
by Tar Marlign
The Independent newspaper today announced that two Currituck Commissioners are locked in a tight race for the highly coveted Braying Ass Award (BAA) – honoring local politicians who go above and beyond in the call of duty in pursuit of extreme politics.
Commissioners Gene Gregory [...]

Surprise Recount Nullifies
2006 Election Results

By The Independent ⋅ April 1, 2010 ⋅ 2 comments

2008 election results also questioned
by Tar Marlign
In a surprise announcement, the Currituck County Board of Elections has nullified the 2006 general election results in two highly contested race.
According to sources close to the Elections Board, a stash of uncounted ballots was recently discovered in the Moyock, Powells Point and Courthouse Precinct polling locations. Discovery [...]

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